I'm really into asian looking animals
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Randomize
