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I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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