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I like my sex mixed with concussions.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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