where am i from again
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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