I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
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