And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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