Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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