Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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