It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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