I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
