Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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