Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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