Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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