Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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