i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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