any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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