On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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