so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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