fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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