jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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