Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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