Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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