ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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