Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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