Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
that's an acceptable place to lick
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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