So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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