If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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