Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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