her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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