Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Such a big mess for such a small penis
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
