Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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