But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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