I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
