Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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