And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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