so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
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