So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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