question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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