So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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