just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
This baby is an asshole
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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