he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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