Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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