How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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