hotel room ftw
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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