so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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