You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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