I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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