sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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