So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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