Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
