Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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