we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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