your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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