covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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