it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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