a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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