Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
FUCK WHALES
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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